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Can I have more potatoes?

2
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And i'’ll have more meat.

3
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Another roll, please.

4
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And i'’ll have more meat.

5
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Hey! What'’s a cat

6
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have to do here to
get something dead?

7
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Salem, you'’ve had
enough to eat already.

8
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No offense, but you'’re
turning into a furry blimp.

9
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Moi? i'’m as lithe
as a jungle cat.

10
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Besides, so far
today i'’ve only had

11
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ten of the 12 food groups.

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What left, chocolate and lard?

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Maybe you should
try dieting, Salem.

14
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I Don'’t need to diet

15
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because I am not fat.

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I'’m big-boned!

17
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Doh!

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[ Grunting]

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Need a push?

20
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You laugh, you die.

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[ Sobbing]

22
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Nobody takes me seriously.

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Please! One little egg.

24
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A scrap of sausage.

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The crumbs from your toast.

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[ Sobbing]

27
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No, it'’s not healthy for
a cat to be overweight.

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We'’re making you diet

29
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because we care about you.

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Let me lick the
jam off your knife.

31
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Oh, find some self-respect.

32
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Where are my landlubbers?

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Refrigerator?

34
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What is she talking about?

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Landlubbers!

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The bell-bottom pants I wore

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at the San Francisco be-in

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in the summer of love

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during the age of aquarius.

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Again, what is
she talking about?

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The '’60s.

42
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Oh, right: Peace,
love and no bathing.

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I'’m sorry, hilda.

44
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I threw those
pants out years ago.

45
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You never wore them.

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I'’ve been waiting 30 years

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for hip-huggers to come back in.

48
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Now, they'’re back

49
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and my hips remain UN-hugged.

50
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Can'’t buy another pair?

51
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No, that company went out

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when straight-legs came in.

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Sorry about your
bell-hugger hips.

54
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Hip-hugger bells!

55
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Kids today just
Don'’t know history.

56
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Oh, I got to get to school.

57
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Where'’s my lunch?

58
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Not half-eaten and hidden
in this drawer behind me

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that'’s for sure.

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[ School bell ringing]

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Quiet.

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[ Sighs]

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I would say "good morning"

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but I work in a
public high school

65
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so there are no
good mornings for me.

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[ Boy faking cough]: Loser!

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Heard it.

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Now, your English
teacher, Mrs. Reilly

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had her baby last night

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so, she will be
on maternity leave

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for the next six weeks.

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Thank you, Bill Clinton.

73
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Anyway, I will be
taking over the class

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for her

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while she breast-feeds
and bonds.

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Starting tomorrow, there
will be a quiz every day.

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And tomorrow'’s will be
on the first three chapters

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of the waging of warby
general Heinrich Von schlecht.

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We were studying
Emily Dickinson.

80
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Well, I got here
just in time, didn'’t I?

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The waging of war:

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651 pages of blood, sweat

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and blood.

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At least we only have to read

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the first three chapters.

86
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It only has four chapters.

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Vanilla again?

88
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When do they
change yogurt flavors?

89
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Once last year they
changed it to pistachio.

90
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No, we thought it was pistachio.

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It turned out the machine
just needed cleaning.

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Excuse me, Mrs. Poopiepants?

93
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That'’s pou-pie-penz;
It'’s French.

94
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Oh, well, we were just
wondering if it were possible

95
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to maybe get some
new yogurt flavors?

96
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There you go...

97
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Mocha!

98
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Why do we bother
expressing our opinions

99
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when no one ever listens to us?

100
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Maybe it'’s your voices.

101
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They make a sound
only other freaks can hear.

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[ School bell ringing]

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Class, Don'’t forget to visit
the college fair this week.

104
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Everyone can have
a rewarding career

105
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regardless of color or gender

106
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but not if you'’re
an uneducated dolt.

107
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So, please, think of this
as a week of discovery

108
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and not just an
excuse to miss class.

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How about doing an article

110
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on college week for the paper?

111
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Which booths were
the most popular.

112
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Who'’s going where.

113
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Which had the best snacks.

114
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Boy, you really Don'’t flee

115
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from controversy, do you?

116
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I'’ve been meaning to tell you

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you'’re doing a
great job as editor.

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You'’re really confident.

119
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Really? Could you tell my mom?

120
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This is the young lady

121
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I was telling you about.

122
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My star algebra ii student

123
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Sabrina spellman.

124
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Your check'’s in the mail.

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Huh? Oh...

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[ Laughing]

127
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So, Sabrina, you'’ve
thought about Franklin and Lee?

128
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It'’s one of the oldest
colleges in america.

129
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A very long tradition
of academic excellence.

130
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Look at all the brick buildings.

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Franklin and Lee
delivers a fine education

132
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and turns out leaders.

133
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Being a leader sounds good.

134
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Why Don'’t you take
home one of our packets?

135
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I think you might be
Franklin and Lee material.

136
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Cool.

137
00:05:05,206 --> 00:05:08,103
If you really mean that,
can I have a bumper sticker?

138
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Salem: One can for breakfast.

139
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One can for lunch.

140
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Then corn for dinner?

141
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I'’d rather get locked
in the dishwasher again.

142
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Sabrina, my love...

143
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No, and I know
you ate my lip balm.

144
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Huh?

145
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Zelda: Let it go!

146
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It was a pair of pants.

147
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My favorite pair of
pants that I ever owned.

148
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I am not being a broken record.

149
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Those were my
favorite pair of pants.

150
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[ Sighs]

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Hi, Sabrina.

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Oh, the waging of war.

153
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Funnier than I
would have thought.

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General Heinrich Von schlecht.

155
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What a loser he was.

156
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You knew him?

157
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I dated him.

158
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He could take over a country.

159
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He couldn'’t pick up a check.

160
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Man, then let me
talk to your supervisor.

161
00:05:53,310 --> 00:05:55,482
Hey, time for another
check on my magic?

162
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Hmm, oh, yeah, I guess.

163
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I'’m trying to get my landlord.

164
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Landlord?

165
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What did you think

166
00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:02,137
I lived in a magic lamp?

167
00:06:02,206 --> 00:06:03,482
Actually, I did.

168
00:06:05,655 --> 00:06:06,655
So, what'’s up?

169
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I got a mouse in my apartment.

170
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Why Don'’t you catch it

171
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and set it free outside?

172
00:06:10,931 --> 00:06:13,103
Oh, it'’s an other realm mouse:

173
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Try 275 pounds.

174
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I'’d like to see its
exercise wheel.

175
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Okay, look, your assignment is

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to brew up something

177
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from the new home supplement

178
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to your magic book.

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Brewing and concocting
with too hot tamales.

180
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Yes, spells that not only work
but have a lovely presentation.

181
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Time ball?

182
00:06:33,620 --> 00:06:34,758
What'’s a time ball?

183
00:06:34,827 --> 00:06:37,034
That'’s one of our
favorite recipes.

184
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It'’s from our trip to Atlantis.

185
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What does it taste like?

186
00:06:40,448 --> 00:06:41,517
You Don'’t eat it.

187
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You hold it and your
surroundings become

188
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whatever decade you think of.

189
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Cool.

190
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Remember those snakeskin tacos?

191
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Yum.

192
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Oh, the best.

193
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I want that mouse out!

194
00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,758
Now, he makes long
distance phone calls

195
00:06:57,827 --> 00:07:00,551
he listens to my c.D.S,
doesn'’t put them away

196
00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,620
and he chewed a
hole in my couch.

197
00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:05,275
Oh, now, he denies it,
but I know it was him.

198
00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:10,103
Whether he contributes
to the rent or not

199
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is beside the point.

200
00:07:12,827 --> 00:07:14,448
It smells like sardines.

201
00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:16,827
If that'’s how it smells,
you made it right.

202
00:07:16,896 --> 00:07:17,896
Thanks a lot!

203
00:07:19,068 --> 00:07:22,000
Okay, I guess I can go
get aunt hilda'’s jeans.

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'’60s, here I come.

205
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Groovy.

206
00:07:33,448 --> 00:07:35,137
Made a time ball, huh?

207
00:07:35,206 --> 00:07:36,137
Guess you pass.

208
00:07:36,206 --> 00:07:37,206
[ Slaps]

209
00:07:39,034 --> 00:07:40,655
Got a '’fro pick?

210
00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:47,310
Like, totally groovy.

211
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I'’d like to buy these pants.

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Far out.

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I'’d be happy to barter

214
00:07:52,448 --> 00:07:55,103
if you'’ve got any
sketches or poetry.

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00:07:55,172 --> 00:07:56,172
All I have is money.

216
00:07:56,241 --> 00:07:57,965
Wow, that'’s such a metaphor.

217
00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:00,379
Thank you.

218
00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:03,034
[ Register clanks open]

219
00:08:04,379 --> 00:08:06,586
Well, it'’s the end of an era.

220
00:08:12,275 --> 00:08:14,620
Wow! Customs was a breeze.

221
00:08:16,827 --> 00:08:17,827
Look.

222
00:08:17,862 --> 00:08:18,793
My pants!

223
00:08:18,862 --> 00:08:20,793
How did you get them?

224
00:08:20,862 --> 00:08:21,517
Time ball.

225
00:08:21,586 --> 00:08:22,724
Oh, I wondered why

226
00:08:22,793 --> 00:08:24,827
we were in the
'’60s a minute ago.

227
00:08:24,896 --> 00:08:26,586
So, everyone knew
the time changed?

228
00:08:26,655 --> 00:08:27,655
Only witches.

229
00:08:27,689 --> 00:08:29,137
Mortals are under the spell.

230
00:08:29,206 --> 00:08:31,275
But it was nice
to drink tab again.

231
00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,551
Is there any left?
Check the cabinet.

232
00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,896
Oh, how sad is this?

233
00:08:38,689 --> 00:08:40,517
Darned canned chili.

234
00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:43,965
Here'’s my Christmas
list: Can opener.

235
00:08:44,034 --> 00:08:46,724
But you wouldn'’t be
able to use a can opener.

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00:08:46,793 --> 00:08:49,068
To hityou with.

237
00:08:49,137 --> 00:08:50,551
Sabrina: I'’m on page 270.

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00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:52,379
How about you, Harvey?

239
00:08:52,448 --> 00:08:53,448
19?

240
00:08:53,482 --> 00:08:54,862
Maybe we should hang up.

241
00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:56,482
I'’ll see you tomorrow.

242
00:08:56,551 --> 00:08:59,034
Read! And turn off ESPN.

243
00:09:01,206 --> 00:09:02,482
Good night, time ball.

244
00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:11,862
Can it be true?

245
00:09:11,931 --> 00:09:13,862
Do I smell sardines?

246
00:09:15,172 --> 00:09:17,586
Doesn'’t look like sardines.

247
00:09:17,655 --> 00:09:18,896
Oh, who cares?

248
00:09:20,827 --> 00:09:21,758
[ Belches]

249
00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:23,586
Oh, I Don'’t feel so good.

250
00:09:23,655 --> 00:09:25,758
Maybe I should have
chewed that thing.

251
00:09:25,827 --> 00:09:27,448
I'’m too full to lick myself

252
00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:32,655
so... maybe I should
just watch a little TV.

253
00:09:32,724 --> 00:09:35,551
Hmm, what'’s on
at this hour anyway?

254
00:09:35,620 --> 00:09:38,620
Infomercial...

255
00:09:38,689 --> 00:09:40,827
Ooh, Hawaiian talk show?

256
00:09:40,896 --> 00:09:42,482
Nope, infomercial.

257
00:09:44,413 --> 00:09:45,413
Yes!

258
00:09:45,448 --> 00:09:46,586
The mod squad!

259
00:09:46,655 --> 00:09:48,758
And it'’s a '’60s marathon!

260
00:09:48,827 --> 00:09:51,586
An entire night of Peggy lipton.

261
00:09:51,655 --> 00:09:53,206
Be still, my heart.

262
00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:54,482
[ Belches]

263
00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:56,724
Oof, be still my stomach.

264
00:10:00,758 --> 00:10:02,241
[ Alarm clock ringing]

265
00:10:12,103 --> 00:10:13,620
Where'’d this come from?

266
00:10:16,689 --> 00:10:18,103
What'’s going on?

267
00:10:18,172 --> 00:10:20,827
How'’d I get back in the '’60s?

268
00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,931
Where'’s my time ball?

269
00:10:23,000 --> 00:10:24,000
Oh, no.

270
00:10:26,586 --> 00:10:27,620
Bummer.

271
00:10:31,206 --> 00:10:32,758
This wheat germ is excellent.

272
00:10:32,827 --> 00:10:34,896
I really feel it
invigorating my chi.

273
00:10:34,965 --> 00:10:36,620
Something'’s wrong.

274
00:10:36,689 --> 00:10:38,000
Something'’s only wrong

275
00:10:38,068 --> 00:10:39,586
if you believe it'’s wrong.

276
00:10:39,655 --> 00:10:40,724
Heavy.

277
00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:42,448
Sabrina, we
think it'’s beautiful

278
00:10:42,517 --> 00:10:44,620
you'’re playing with
the time ball again.

279
00:10:44,689 --> 00:10:45,551
I haven'’t!

280
00:10:45,620 --> 00:10:46,758
That'’s what'’s wrong...

281
00:10:46,827 --> 00:10:47,862
Believe it or not.

282
00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:49,965
The time ball is missing.

283
00:10:53,103 --> 00:10:54,379
What are we going to do?!

284
00:10:54,448 --> 00:10:56,310
If we Don'’t find the time ball

285
00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:58,137
we'’ll be stuck in
the '’60s forever.

286
00:10:58,206 --> 00:10:59,931
All right, mellow out.

287
00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,586
The only thing that'’s forever

288
00:11:01,655 --> 00:11:03,068
is our love for you.

289
00:11:03,137 --> 00:11:04,137
Very heavy.

290
00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:06,103
Very creepy.

291
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,068
[ Sniffs]

292
00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:09,586
Mmm! Oh, solid!

293
00:11:09,655 --> 00:11:13,310
Fresh laundry, still
warm from the dryer.

294
00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:14,517
[ Chuckling]

295
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:18,344
Oh, to sleep,
perchance to dream...

296
00:11:18,413 --> 00:11:21,310
Of Peggy lipton, mmm.

297
00:11:21,379 --> 00:11:22,448
[ Sniffs]

298
00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,275
Mmm...

299
00:11:24,344 --> 00:11:25,620
You better get to school

300
00:11:25,689 --> 00:11:28,758
or the man will
lay a trip on you.

301
00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:30,275
Must you talk like that?

302
00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:31,931
It'’s hard not to get swept away

303
00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:33,620
when you'’re dressed like this.

304
00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:36,448
Don'’t worry. We'’ll fill the
house with positive vibes

305
00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:38,862
and the muses will
guide us to the time ball.

306
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,689
And looking...
Don'’t forget looking.

307
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:44,586
Peace.

308
00:11:57,551 --> 00:11:59,413
What was she doing?

309
00:11:59,482 --> 00:12:02,000
Measuring to see if my
skirt was long enough.

310
00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:03,206
I passed.

311
00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:05,655
Wouldn'’t it be easier
to just wear jeans?

312
00:12:05,724 --> 00:12:07,275
[ Laughs]

313
00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:08,413
You'’re serious.

314
00:12:08,482 --> 00:12:11,206
Girls in pants at school?

315
00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:13,689
You come up with
some wild ideas, Sabrina.

316
00:12:13,758 --> 00:12:16,482
Hey, guess what I just bought?

317
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:17,793
A '’63 v-doub bus.

318
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,517
All right!

319
00:12:19,586 --> 00:12:21,448
That'’s a good thing?

320
00:12:21,517 --> 00:12:23,758
Well, it only goes
38 miles an hour.

321
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,448
But it is so out of sight.

322
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:27,103
Are you going to paint it?

323
00:12:27,172 --> 00:12:28,827
You bet. Total psychedelic.

324
00:12:28,896 --> 00:12:30,241
Peter Max to the Max.

325
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:31,793
You'’re blowing my mind.

326
00:12:31,862 --> 00:12:33,655
Well, Don'’t make a mess.

327
00:12:33,724 --> 00:12:35,689
Listen, I have to
make a phone call.

328
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:37,551
I'’ll meet you guys
in class, okay?

329
00:12:37,620 --> 00:12:39,034
Far out.

330
00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:42,758
Dial?

331
00:12:42,827 --> 00:12:46,103
These people were
living in the stone age.

332
00:12:46,172 --> 00:12:48,275
I found my 12-string.

333
00:12:48,344 --> 00:12:51,275
Far out.

334
00:12:51,344 --> 00:12:54,034
[ Phone rings]

335
00:12:54,103 --> 00:12:56,862
Peace and love to
you, whoever you are.

336
00:12:56,931 --> 00:12:58,620
It'’s me. Find
the time ball yet?

337
00:12:58,689 --> 00:13:00,689
Oh, right, the time ball.

338
00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:03,482
Oh, yeah, I meant
to look for that

339
00:13:03,551 --> 00:13:06,103
but I got involved
in my macrame.

340
00:13:07,172 --> 00:13:08,586
Sorry, sister.

341
00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:11,275
Look, it'’s round, it rolls,
it could be anywhere.

342
00:13:11,344 --> 00:13:12,517
Is that a haiku?

343
00:13:12,586 --> 00:13:13,517
[ Bell rings]

344
00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:14,586
That'’s the bell.

345
00:13:14,620 --> 00:13:15,793
I have to go to class.

346
00:13:15,862 --> 00:13:17,413
I'’ll check in with you later.

347
00:13:18,517 --> 00:13:20,275
Didn'’t you guys hear the bell?

348
00:13:20,344 --> 00:13:23,137
That bell is the man'’s bell.

349
00:13:23,206 --> 00:13:25,448
Okay, but you
did hear it, right?

350
00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:33,344
What'’s wrong, Sabrina?

351
00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:34,827
You seem so uptight.

352
00:13:34,896 --> 00:13:36,482
I'’m just nervous about the quiz

353
00:13:36,551 --> 00:13:37,689
on the waging of war.

354
00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:39,172
Oh! We have to stop the war.

355
00:13:39,241 --> 00:13:40,965
Stop the war!

356
00:13:41,034 --> 00:13:43,965
[ Others joining]: Stop the war!

357
00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:45,379
Absolutely, right on!

358
00:13:45,448 --> 00:13:46,275
Mr. Kraft?

359
00:13:46,344 --> 00:13:47,620
Power to the people.

360
00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:48,620
All: Yeah.

361
00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:50,482
A question about the quiz?

362
00:13:50,551 --> 00:13:52,103
A quiz?!

363
00:13:52,172 --> 00:13:53,206
No, no, no.

364
00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:54,655
A quiz can only test you

365
00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:56,241
on what you'’ve been told...

366
00:13:56,310 --> 00:13:58,172
Not who you are.

367
00:13:58,241 --> 00:14:00,586
So, does that mean
it'’s open book?

368
00:14:00,655 --> 00:14:01,793
Wow. You know, uh

369
00:14:01,862 --> 00:14:03,275
I think i'’m going to take

370
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:05,000
the whole class outside today

371
00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:07,413
because we need to
continue our discussion

372
00:14:07,482 --> 00:14:10,379
on the dangers of america
becoming a police state.

373
00:14:10,448 --> 00:14:11,758
Isn'’t this English class?

374
00:14:11,827 --> 00:14:14,310
No, this is a
lifeclass, Sabrina.

375
00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:17,000
Lifeis a life class.

376
00:14:17,068 --> 00:14:18,689
Huh? Heavy. It'’s like a song.

377
00:14:18,758 --> 00:14:20,620
In fact, sing with
me, everybody!

378
00:14:20,689 --> 00:14:21,827
What shall we sing?

379
00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:23,896
"Kumbaya."

380
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,551
You'’re beautiful, Harvey. Okay.

381
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,137
Someone'’s loving...

382
00:14:27,206 --> 00:14:29,310
All: ♪ someone'’s loving ♪

383
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,620
♪ Kumbaya ♪

384
00:14:31,689 --> 00:14:33,689
Beautiful. Someone'’s
dreaming...

385
00:14:33,758 --> 00:14:34,862
♪ Someone'’s dreaming ♪

386
00:14:34,931 --> 00:14:37,103
♪ Kumbaya ♪

387
00:14:37,172 --> 00:14:39,172
Louder for extra credit!

388
00:14:39,241 --> 00:14:41,000
♪ Someone'’s loving ♪

389
00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:43,344
♪ Kumbaya ♪

390
00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:44,724
Outside.

391
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:47,068
♪ Someone'’s loving ♪

392
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:48,413
Okay... this is weird

393
00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:51,034
but at least it'’s not
a test on a fat book.

394
00:14:51,103 --> 00:14:52,655
♪ Kumbaya... ♪

395
00:14:52,724 --> 00:14:54,275
[ Muttering]

396
00:14:54,344 --> 00:14:55,275
Mmm, Peggy lipton.

397
00:14:55,344 --> 00:14:57,275
Mmm, Peggy, Don'’t fall down.

398
00:14:57,344 --> 00:14:59,413
[ Snoring]

399
00:15:04,068 --> 00:15:05,827
Freeze, sucka!

400
00:15:10,068 --> 00:15:11,310
[ Snoring]

401
00:15:11,379 --> 00:15:12,896
Peggy!

402
00:15:12,965 --> 00:15:14,724
♪ ...Kumbaya ♪

403
00:15:14,793 --> 00:15:17,068
♪ Kumbaya, my lord... ♪

404
00:15:17,137 --> 00:15:18,241
What'’s this?

405
00:15:18,310 --> 00:15:19,344
A sit-in.

406
00:15:19,413 --> 00:15:20,655
Against the war?

407
00:15:20,724 --> 00:15:23,206
No. Against the lack
of vegetarian food

408
00:15:23,275 --> 00:15:24,724
on the cafeteria menu.

409
00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:26,758
We will not eat

410
00:15:26,827 --> 00:15:28,482
our female friends.

411
00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:29,862
All: Yeah!

412
00:15:29,931 --> 00:15:30,931
Are you in?

413
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:32,793
If you'’re not part
of the solution

414
00:15:32,862 --> 00:15:34,551
then you'’re part
of the problem.

415
00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,413
No beef.

416
00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:37,896
Others: No beef!

417
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:41,586
No beef! No beef!

418
00:15:41,655 --> 00:15:43,206
It'’s so exciting to be

419
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:44,655
a part of this movement.

420
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,517
And tofu will grow on me, right?

421
00:15:46,586 --> 00:15:48,586
No beef! No beef!

422
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:50,931
I have a message
here from the principal.

423
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:55,551
Starting tomorrow, the cafeteria
will serve vegetarian meat loaf

424
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:56,655
fish sticks

425
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:59,448
and meatless sloppy Joes.

426
00:15:59,517 --> 00:16:02,103
[ Cheering and applause]

427
00:16:02,172 --> 00:16:04,275
I also have a message
from your parents.

428
00:16:04,344 --> 00:16:05,344
Get off the floor!

429
00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:07,068
Sloppy Joes?

430
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:09,655
How about sloppy
sues, sexist pig?

431
00:16:09,724 --> 00:16:11,827
Oh, shave your legs.

432
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:14,172
They listened to us!

433
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:15,379
I can'’t believe it!

434
00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:17,413
No successful
guy is going to want

435
00:16:17,482 --> 00:16:19,655
to marry a radical, Sabrina.

436
00:16:19,724 --> 00:16:20,620
All: Boo!

437
00:16:20,689 --> 00:16:22,310
Oh, boo all you want.

438
00:16:22,379 --> 00:16:24,620
Grooming, shopping
and social climbing

439
00:16:24,689 --> 00:16:27,068
are grand traditions
that will never die.

440
00:16:27,137 --> 00:16:28,517
Freaks.

441
00:16:28,586 --> 00:16:30,413
Hey! We'’re all freaks.

442
00:16:30,482 --> 00:16:31,931
And proud of it.

443
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,103
Freak power!

444
00:16:33,172 --> 00:16:39,068
All: Freak power!

445
00:16:39,137 --> 00:16:40,206
I love this decade.

446
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:43,551
Freak power!

447
00:16:43,620 --> 00:16:45,586
Both: Om...

448
00:16:45,655 --> 00:16:46,724
[ Phone ringing]

449
00:16:46,793 --> 00:16:48,551
I hear bells.

450
00:16:48,620 --> 00:16:50,517
Have I reached nirvana?

451
00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:51,586
It'’s the phone.

452
00:16:51,655 --> 00:16:52,689
Oh.

453
00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:55,793
Sabrina: Hey, guys, Don'’t worry

454
00:16:55,862 --> 00:16:57,517
about finding the time ball.

455
00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:58,724
I'’m having a blast.

456
00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:00,482
We Don'’t have to go to class.

457
00:17:00,551 --> 00:17:01,793
Everyone hates Libby

458
00:17:01,862 --> 00:17:03,827
and except that
a few people smell

459
00:17:03,896 --> 00:17:05,000
this era rocks!

460
00:17:08,275 --> 00:17:10,517
Here'’s the article I
wrote on college week.

461
00:17:10,586 --> 00:17:12,068
Why are you giving it to me?

462
00:17:12,137 --> 00:17:14,689
Because you'’re the
editor of the school paper.

463
00:17:14,758 --> 00:17:17,413
[ Laughs] Me? I'’m a girl.

464
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:20,068
I'’m secretary of the
future homemakers club

465
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:21,241
chapter 732.

466
00:17:21,310 --> 00:17:23,517
Would they like this article?

467
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,689
Here you go.

468
00:17:26,758 --> 00:17:28,655
I think i'’m ready
to let Franklin and Lee

469
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:29,862
turn me into a leader.

470
00:17:29,931 --> 00:17:31,275
I beg your pardon?

471
00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:32,758
Finished the questionnaire.

472
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:33,862
How nice for you.

473
00:17:33,931 --> 00:17:35,241
Why not just take it over

474
00:17:35,310 --> 00:17:36,724
to the Sarah Lawrence booth

475
00:17:36,793 --> 00:17:37,896
and let me do my job?

476
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:40,655
Hey, Franklin and Lee, fella?

477
00:17:40,724 --> 00:17:42,758
We build tomorrow'’s leaders.

478
00:17:42,827 --> 00:17:44,827
I think I want to go
to Franklin and Lee.

479
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:47,793
Listen, Franklin and
Lee is a men'’s college.

480
00:17:47,862 --> 00:17:51,137
Now I understand if you
want to get your m-r-s

481
00:17:51,206 --> 00:17:53,413
but we still
can'’t let girls in.

482
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:54,931
M-r-s?

483
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:55,931
Mrs.?

484
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:57,758
You think I want a husband?

485
00:18:00,068 --> 00:18:01,827
Something wrong, Sabrina?

486
00:18:01,896 --> 00:18:02,896
I'’m so offended.

487
00:18:02,931 --> 00:18:04,689
Franklin and Lee
won'’t talk to girls.

488
00:18:04,758 --> 00:18:06,793
That'’s because
men rule the world.

489
00:18:06,862 --> 00:18:08,965
And they do it by
oppressing women

490
00:18:09,034 --> 00:18:11,206
forcing us into
stereotypical roles

491
00:18:11,275 --> 00:18:14,172
and shoes that create
permanent foot problems.

492
00:18:14,241 --> 00:18:15,931
Here...

493
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,034
Let'’s take off our
bras and burn them

494
00:18:18,103 --> 00:18:20,551
in defiance of the
misogynistic patriarchy!

495
00:18:20,620 --> 00:18:22,206
Know what? I have to meet Harvey

496
00:18:22,275 --> 00:18:24,965
but maybe we can burn
our underwear together later.

497
00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,482
Oh, good. Sabrina, remember.

498
00:18:26,551 --> 00:18:28,103
A woman without a man

499
00:18:28,172 --> 00:18:30,586
is like a fish
without a bicycle.

500
00:18:33,931 --> 00:18:35,344
Look what I got.

501
00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:36,551
What is it?

502
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,620
It'’s a new cartridge
for my 8-track.

503
00:18:38,689 --> 00:18:39,758
I can'’t believe

504
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,931
we can listen to
tapes while we drive.

505
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,655
Yeah, what'’s next? Car phones?

506
00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:45,137
Hey, is something wrong?

507
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:47,655
I'’m sick of living in
this backwards decade!

508
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:48,586
Backwards?

509
00:18:48,655 --> 00:18:49,724
A major college

510
00:18:49,793 --> 00:18:51,275
won'’t talk to women!

511
00:18:51,344 --> 00:18:52,655
Why do you need college?

512
00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:54,068
Let'’s stick to our plan.

513
00:18:54,137 --> 00:18:56,068
After graduation,
we load up my bus

514
00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:57,379
and travel the country

515
00:18:57,448 --> 00:18:58,862
just following the music.

516
00:18:58,931 --> 00:19:00,827
That'’s no plan,
that'’s a bad vacation.

517
00:19:00,896 --> 00:19:03,482
And what about my
future, my career?

518
00:19:03,551 --> 00:19:05,068
You Don'’t need a career.

519
00:19:05,137 --> 00:19:06,137
You'’re my lady.

520
00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:07,241
We'’ll grow our own food.

521
00:19:07,310 --> 00:19:08,689
You'’ll have my children.

522
00:19:08,758 --> 00:19:11,310
And someday, if it'’s
not too much of a hassle

523
00:19:11,379 --> 00:19:12,724
I might even marry you.

524
00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:15,241
I'’m sorry, I stopped
listening after "my lady."

525
00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:19,344
Isn'’t it fun to eat cheese

526
00:19:19,413 --> 00:19:22,413
without knowing
that it'’s bad for us?

527
00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:26,034
You know, this fondue pot
would make a great wedding gift.

528
00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:28,206
We got to find that time ball.

529
00:19:28,275 --> 00:19:30,758
Salem: ♪ wild thing

530
00:19:30,827 --> 00:19:32,620
♪ you make my heart sing

531
00:19:32,689 --> 00:19:35,379
♪ you make everything groovy.

532
00:19:35,448 --> 00:19:36,517
Hey, chicks...

533
00:19:36,586 --> 00:19:38,344
What'’s the haps?

534
00:19:38,413 --> 00:19:40,344
Yum, fondue.

535
00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:41,413
I smell sardines.

536
00:19:41,482 --> 00:19:43,482
Interesting thought,
but sardines

537
00:19:43,551 --> 00:19:45,862
and hot cheese are
not a combo you want.

538
00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:47,689
No, I smell sardines
on your breath.

539
00:19:47,758 --> 00:19:48,827
You ate my time ball!

540
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:50,068
No, I didn'’t.

541
00:19:50,137 --> 00:19:51,517
What time ball?

542
00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:52,689
The one on my desk?

543
00:19:52,758 --> 00:19:53,689
Oops!

544
00:19:53,758 --> 00:19:55,655
I mean, what time ball?

545
00:19:55,724 --> 00:19:57,000
All right, fork it over.

546
00:19:57,068 --> 00:19:58,862
Yes, Salem, i'’m
getting really sick

547
00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:01,241
of sitting on the floor
with my legs crossed.

548
00:20:01,310 --> 00:20:02,965
Well, what am I supposed to do?

549
00:20:03,034 --> 00:20:05,448
It'’s in my stomach... Well,
by now, my duodenum.

550
00:20:05,517 --> 00:20:07,344
In any case,
you'’re not getting it.

551
00:20:07,413 --> 00:20:09,103
I know just what to do.

552
00:20:09,172 --> 00:20:12,275
This better not
involve a rubber glove.

553
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:14,448
Just getting your
fur ball medicine.

554
00:20:14,517 --> 00:20:15,758
To fix time again.

555
00:20:15,827 --> 00:20:17,103
But I hate that medicine

556
00:20:17,172 --> 00:20:19,517
and I Don'’t care what
it says on the label...

557
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:21,413
It does not taste
like bubble gum.

558
00:20:22,379 --> 00:20:23,379
I won'’t take it

559
00:20:23,448 --> 00:20:24,931
and you can'’t make me!

560
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:28,344
Unless you want a great nephew
born in a Van, named moonbeam

561
00:20:28,413 --> 00:20:29,413
grab him!

562
00:20:30,310 --> 00:20:31,551
Ho-ho!

563
00:20:31,620 --> 00:20:33,103
Your evil plan backfired.

564
00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,827
I'’m skinny enough to
get through my cat door.

565
00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:37,310
You'’ll never catch me now!

566
00:20:37,379 --> 00:20:38,379
Oh, no, Salem!

567
00:20:38,448 --> 00:20:39,793
Now what do we do?

568
00:20:39,862 --> 00:20:41,034
Get a dog?

569
00:20:43,724 --> 00:20:45,389
I didn'’t know how difficult
the '’60s were for women.

570
00:20:45,413 --> 00:20:47,620
We come a long way in 30 years.

571
00:20:47,689 --> 00:20:49,586
You want to talk about
a tough time for women?

572
00:20:49,655 --> 00:20:51,586
Try the 1560s.

573
00:20:51,655 --> 00:20:53,827
Couldn'’t own your own
hovel, and you had to marry

574
00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:55,310
whatever bootblack
or wheelwright

575
00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,724
your family picked for you.

576
00:20:56,793 --> 00:20:58,620
You could spend all
day sharpening his ax

577
00:20:58,689 --> 00:21:00,103
or cleaning his musket,

578
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:02,310
but you weren'’t even
allowed to kill your own dinner.

579
00:21:02,379 --> 00:21:03,965
Salem: Can I come out now?

580
00:21:04,034 --> 00:21:07,137
Not until we get
back that time ball.

581
00:21:07,206 --> 00:21:08,517
Glad Salem came home.

582
00:21:08,586 --> 00:21:09,827
I knew he would.

583
00:21:09,896 --> 00:21:11,793
He'’s not exactly cut
out for the mean streets.

584
00:21:11,862 --> 00:21:14,655
Plus, he missed a
whole week of his stories.

585
00:21:14,724 --> 00:21:17,793
Well, can I at least
have a magazine?